hey guys...
the first thing that's on my mind is... how come whenever something goes wrong multiple things have to go wrong. my moms car broke down, my brothers car broke down all in the same day... my brothers roommates left (which is total BS but that's another blog) and Sloan (my scooter) is leaking oil now so its out of commission. I guess god just sends obstacles your way and family gets through the tough times together. I know I have the best family in the world! And I don't say it as much as I should but I love you Mom, Katrina, David, Jillian, Fabian and Isabella... and the rest of my family of course, but my immediate family I just mentioned.
the second thing... its been a pretty good week for me. I am the employee of the month for the hotel, which is pretty sweet! I was shocked that I was even nominated. I love my job and the friends that I work with. Its a great feeling going into work knowing that your shift is going to be filled with jokes, smiles and good people! so if your reading this thanks for all the positive talks and discussions about life!
thirdly... if your a golfer hit me up I want to play as much golf as possible. Im an addict now, I need to work on my drive but the rest of my game is pretty good. Thats my next goal when it comes to golfing! Also if you know anyone who has a driver that they would want to sell me tell them to send me a message. smcmofo@gmail.com.
and last but not least... Im so excited to be apart of Dale and Nicole soon to be Lusk's wedding! The closer it gets the more excited I am getting! The Bachelor party was fun and the bacheloretter party looked awesome and now im ready for the ceremony! Congratulations Dale and Nicole... and Dale im honored that you picked me to be your best man! Everytime I think about it I try not to dissapoint you and I hope im not! I love both of you guys and I wish you the best of luck. August 28th, 2009 is going to be a great day!
well thats it for right now... its off to watch some sportscenter and go to bed early... Its been weird but I have been going to bed super early and it feels really good!
bye for now (like my boss john would say)
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
its been awhile
since my last blog... i have come to love Entourage, rekindled my love for Chama River Brew Co. thanks to Paul the greatest bartender in the world! and im getting stoked for this bachelor party that i am about to partake in!
I will have pictures, stories and everything coming soon!
also if your on twitter follow me and ill do the same!
iamrichmon... check it! ill blog later!
I will have pictures, stories and everything coming soon!
also if your on twitter follow me and ill do the same!
iamrichmon... check it! ill blog later!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
This is a reminder that EX's are retarded... thank you mark for the great lyrics!
Turn it up I never wanna go home
I only wanna be part of your breakdown
She got caught by the four on the floor
It picked her up and she'll never get let down
And now I can't stop thinking about it
All you people at the top don't know nothing about it
We don't give a fuck what the price is
So just leave us to our own devices and we'll leave you alone
I'll be there when your heart stops beating
I'll be there when your last breath's taken away
In the dark when there's no one listening
In the times when we both get carried away
When we both get carried away
She says it all without a thought in her head
She says it all and she's pressed up against me
A little something just to take off the edge
A little more and I'll fall of the planet entirely
I'll be there when your heart stops beating
I'll be there when your last breath's taken away
In the dark when there's no one listening
In the times when we both get carried away
When we both get carried away
I'll be there when your heart stops beating
I'll be there when your last breath's taken away
In the dark when there's no one listening
In the times when we both get carried away
When we both get carried away
When we both get carried away
(I'll be there when your heart stops beating)
When we both get carried away
(In the dark when there's no one listening)
When we both get carried away
I only wanna be part of your breakdown
She got caught by the four on the floor
It picked her up and she'll never get let down
And now I can't stop thinking about it
All you people at the top don't know nothing about it
We don't give a fuck what the price is
So just leave us to our own devices and we'll leave you alone
I'll be there when your heart stops beating
I'll be there when your last breath's taken away
In the dark when there's no one listening
In the times when we both get carried away
When we both get carried away
She says it all without a thought in her head
She says it all and she's pressed up against me
A little something just to take off the edge
A little more and I'll fall of the planet entirely
I'll be there when your heart stops beating
I'll be there when your last breath's taken away
In the dark when there's no one listening
In the times when we both get carried away
When we both get carried away
I'll be there when your heart stops beating
I'll be there when your last breath's taken away
In the dark when there's no one listening
In the times when we both get carried away
When we both get carried away
When we both get carried away
(I'll be there when your heart stops beating)
When we both get carried away
(In the dark when there's no one listening)
When we both get carried away
Thursday, June 18, 2009
this is a blog from my myspace...
so this is the story all about how! my life got turned right upside down! id you to take a minute to just sit right there! i'll tell you how i became the prince of the town called BLOGGER!!!!
alright so it was a cold christmas eve in the year 2006... it involved me, prince b, scooter and el setho... it was a good time... we were bored and thought drinking on christmas would be a good idea... and the only bar open to what we wanted to do was the 777 bar at isleta casino... this is the story of what had happened that night!
it was around 10 pm when i met up with the guys at the bar... i had to work late that night, but being the true partier i am, i attended the bar... i get there el setho and scooter are very generous and buy me a shot and a beer... i am grateful and say thank you! well we end up just hanging out drinking a few or maybe 9 beers while prince b looks to the around and see's a pretty decent looking cougar... A. we had some beers in us and almost anyone looked decent that night, and B. a cougar is an older lady that hasn't gotten laid in awhile, and well was once probably pretty hot back in the day... i.e. when she was 18 and a slut... well we encourage prince b to make a move she was cool so it seemed alright (when we tell him to make the move she gets cut off at the bar... that was a bad sign from the beginning but prince b, being the pimp he is ended up making the move)...
i start laughing at how much she is slurring her slightly moronic words she was trying to get out.. me and el setho go into the shit talking mood that usually happens when we both drink a few beers together... scott was slamming his tokyo teas in happiness just watching the night unfold in front of him...
after about a good 10 minutes of me and el setho talking crap... me, el setho and scooter go out and play some slot machines... being in a good mood we put money in and then low and behold me and scooter win some money... el setho loses his ass.. i guess its typical for him... el setho was in a bad mood after he lost and scooter still wanted to play the slots... so me and el setho go to the snack bar and end up eating some fries and some pork grinds... (hey we were drinking and hungry, its good drunken food! dont hate!) well we finish eating and go back into the bar trying to get prince b so we can go home... wll if he was there the story would be different... but he wasn't there!
we call prince b about a 30 times and no answer... we worry maybe he died by the crazy drunken cougar... we are in paranoia stage... we walk around the casino checking all the bathrooms seeing if prince b was puking... nope he is nowhere to be found! we say fuck it and leave... while leaving, i remember I parked next to prince b's car...
this is where the story gets interesting...
i had el setho and scooter in my car and i told el setho to see if prince b was in his car... well low and behold prince b and the cougar are in the suv together! i immediately ponder what is going on in the car... i was right (she was giving her life long dream of giving a 22 year old head, in a empyy parking lot, while his friends were watching) well el setho opens the door and says we are leaving.. regardless of what they were doing it was classic! prince b still trying to bust the nut says we can give her a ride to our house... im not happy about having a cougar in my car and well nearly about to pass out, and just got done sucking a 22 year olds penis...
well i end up getting frustrated and allow her to enter my car... paranoid that she was going to puke on my leather i told prince b to watch her... the car seating goes as follows... iam the drive, scooter is in the front, el setho is behind me, the cougar is in the middle (head nearly falling off), and prince b behind scooter... we get on the highway and the cougar starts talking to her b/f on the phone! ya i said it her fuckin boyfriend!!! she was mumbling to her b/f and saying she is headed home... what she didn't know she was headed back to iour house... she did agree with going to our house...
well once we hopped onto the highway i got tired of listening to her argue with her b/f and turned up the music, to nearly fuckin blow your eardrums out and bleed everywhere sound! scooter had a great idea and we began listening to atreyu!!!!!! ya it was fuckin loud... almost tooo loud for me, which is nearly impossible...
while jammin to atreyu!!! (of falcor!? what?) the cougar in the backseat started to do the infamous sway! where you sway and say im ok and i can still drink... laughing as to how drunk this old cougar was, i continue to jam the music louder and louder... the cougar then proceeds to grab her head like her ears were bleeding... i thought this was funny and so did everyone else... it was a dick move but for a good laugh it was necessary!
we end up going up central and headed back to the good ol 212... if u dont know i park in the alley and well when i was driving through the alley the cougar said i really should've paid attention to where i am! u guys aren't going to do anything bad are you!?
ya i start laughing and she starts saying i hate your fuckin chuckle... i do chuckle so i wasn't upset... i get out the car and head to my room... (the house was pitch black)... i thought to myself im going to scare the crap out of this woman... she has no idea where she is, and what she is doing here... well el setho and scooter go inside and head to the kitchen... the lights on so [prince b says to follow the lights... she turns the corner heads down the hallway, i come out of my room (its pitch black) and just start yelling at the top of my lungs!... i honestly think the cougar crapped herself and then had a little drizzle coming out of her... she was scared and i started laughing my ass off! (everyone else did too)... she then started hating on my chuckle again...
well she was hungry and prince b being the gentlemen he is, ended up raiding our fridge and giving her some food... ya it wasn't his but it was worth the giving away the free food to experience this, and well have this story to tell!... she apparently eats (im guessing) and then prince b and the cougar go into the room and do what they do!
the cougar did leave her purse... and leaving a purse in a strangers house is not a good idea for all the ladies out there! being the nice guys we are we left her with some going away presents! ya we are nice and gave away some of our own products from the kitchen! we gave her some parmisan cheese for her ride home, some spaghetti sauce, some tic tacs (the gross white ones that should be banned from stores) and i took apart her keys so they weren't on the key chain anymore! welcome to the 212!!!
me and scooter had a bright idea to watch the whole debacle of what was going on in our spare bedroom... if you didn't know you can see in but can hardly see out! its an awesoem thing to watch... so if your sleeping in there! becareful for who is watching... well being the nice guys we are we start drinking more beer and watch what is oging on in the room... i wont say what was going on but it was freakin hilarious what was going on in the room! we then call the cougar a cab and prince b and the cougar come outside the spare bedroom...
both me and scooter were cracking up for what we had just seen, i believe el setho was asleep at this time... we got her a cab and asked for her address...s he gave it to us... and she fuckin lived in los lunas!!! if u dont know how much it cost from the 212 to los lunas it is about 80 cab fare! ya we all put together and collected about 90 bucks a 10 tip and sent the cougar on her way...
scooter then invited some friends over to drink and have a good time... me, prince b and scooter then laughing about how crazy the night was and told the story to the new guests.... they didn't believe us until the end of the story, when we told them about the cab ride home! (they pulled up when the cab was leaving our house)
needless to say that was the funniest freakin christmas eve i have ever been apart of! thanks to the people who were involved and well thanks to the cougar for a great and awesome story! wihtout you this would not be possible!!!
alright so it was a cold christmas eve in the year 2006... it involved me, prince b, scooter and el setho... it was a good time... we were bored and thought drinking on christmas would be a good idea... and the only bar open to what we wanted to do was the 777 bar at isleta casino... this is the story of what had happened that night!
it was around 10 pm when i met up with the guys at the bar... i had to work late that night, but being the true partier i am, i attended the bar... i get there el setho and scooter are very generous and buy me a shot and a beer... i am grateful and say thank you! well we end up just hanging out drinking a few or maybe 9 beers while prince b looks to the around and see's a pretty decent looking cougar... A. we had some beers in us and almost anyone looked decent that night, and B. a cougar is an older lady that hasn't gotten laid in awhile, and well was once probably pretty hot back in the day... i.e. when she was 18 and a slut... well we encourage prince b to make a move she was cool so it seemed alright (when we tell him to make the move she gets cut off at the bar... that was a bad sign from the beginning but prince b, being the pimp he is ended up making the move)...
i start laughing at how much she is slurring her slightly moronic words she was trying to get out.. me and el setho go into the shit talking mood that usually happens when we both drink a few beers together... scott was slamming his tokyo teas in happiness just watching the night unfold in front of him...
after about a good 10 minutes of me and el setho talking crap... me, el setho and scooter go out and play some slot machines... being in a good mood we put money in and then low and behold me and scooter win some money... el setho loses his ass.. i guess its typical for him... el setho was in a bad mood after he lost and scooter still wanted to play the slots... so me and el setho go to the snack bar and end up eating some fries and some pork grinds... (hey we were drinking and hungry, its good drunken food! dont hate!) well we finish eating and go back into the bar trying to get prince b so we can go home... wll if he was there the story would be different... but he wasn't there!
we call prince b about a 30 times and no answer... we worry maybe he died by the crazy drunken cougar... we are in paranoia stage... we walk around the casino checking all the bathrooms seeing if prince b was puking... nope he is nowhere to be found! we say fuck it and leave... while leaving, i remember I parked next to prince b's car...
this is where the story gets interesting...
i had el setho and scooter in my car and i told el setho to see if prince b was in his car... well low and behold prince b and the cougar are in the suv together! i immediately ponder what is going on in the car... i was right (she was giving her life long dream of giving a 22 year old head, in a empyy parking lot, while his friends were watching) well el setho opens the door and says we are leaving.. regardless of what they were doing it was classic! prince b still trying to bust the nut says we can give her a ride to our house... im not happy about having a cougar in my car and well nearly about to pass out, and just got done sucking a 22 year olds penis...
well i end up getting frustrated and allow her to enter my car... paranoid that she was going to puke on my leather i told prince b to watch her... the car seating goes as follows... iam the drive, scooter is in the front, el setho is behind me, the cougar is in the middle (head nearly falling off), and prince b behind scooter... we get on the highway and the cougar starts talking to her b/f on the phone! ya i said it her fuckin boyfriend!!! she was mumbling to her b/f and saying she is headed home... what she didn't know she was headed back to iour house... she did agree with going to our house...
well once we hopped onto the highway i got tired of listening to her argue with her b/f and turned up the music, to nearly fuckin blow your eardrums out and bleed everywhere sound! scooter had a great idea and we began listening to atreyu!!!!!! ya it was fuckin loud... almost tooo loud for me, which is nearly impossible...
while jammin to atreyu!!! (of falcor!? what?) the cougar in the backseat started to do the infamous sway! where you sway and say im ok and i can still drink... laughing as to how drunk this old cougar was, i continue to jam the music louder and louder... the cougar then proceeds to grab her head like her ears were bleeding... i thought this was funny and so did everyone else... it was a dick move but for a good laugh it was necessary!
we end up going up central and headed back to the good ol 212... if u dont know i park in the alley and well when i was driving through the alley the cougar said i really should've paid attention to where i am! u guys aren't going to do anything bad are you!?
ya i start laughing and she starts saying i hate your fuckin chuckle... i do chuckle so i wasn't upset... i get out the car and head to my room... (the house was pitch black)... i thought to myself im going to scare the crap out of this woman... she has no idea where she is, and what she is doing here... well el setho and scooter go inside and head to the kitchen... the lights on so [prince b says to follow the lights... she turns the corner heads down the hallway, i come out of my room (its pitch black) and just start yelling at the top of my lungs!... i honestly think the cougar crapped herself and then had a little drizzle coming out of her... she was scared and i started laughing my ass off! (everyone else did too)... she then started hating on my chuckle again...
well she was hungry and prince b being the gentlemen he is, ended up raiding our fridge and giving her some food... ya it wasn't his but it was worth the giving away the free food to experience this, and well have this story to tell!... she apparently eats (im guessing) and then prince b and the cougar go into the room and do what they do!
the cougar did leave her purse... and leaving a purse in a strangers house is not a good idea for all the ladies out there! being the nice guys we are we left her with some going away presents! ya we are nice and gave away some of our own products from the kitchen! we gave her some parmisan cheese for her ride home, some spaghetti sauce, some tic tacs (the gross white ones that should be banned from stores) and i took apart her keys so they weren't on the key chain anymore! welcome to the 212!!!
me and scooter had a bright idea to watch the whole debacle of what was going on in our spare bedroom... if you didn't know you can see in but can hardly see out! its an awesoem thing to watch... so if your sleeping in there! becareful for who is watching... well being the nice guys we are we start drinking more beer and watch what is oging on in the room... i wont say what was going on but it was freakin hilarious what was going on in the room! we then call the cougar a cab and prince b and the cougar come outside the spare bedroom...
both me and scooter were cracking up for what we had just seen, i believe el setho was asleep at this time... we got her a cab and asked for her address...s he gave it to us... and she fuckin lived in los lunas!!! if u dont know how much it cost from the 212 to los lunas it is about 80 cab fare! ya we all put together and collected about 90 bucks a 10 tip and sent the cougar on her way...
scooter then invited some friends over to drink and have a good time... me, prince b and scooter then laughing about how crazy the night was and told the story to the new guests.... they didn't believe us until the end of the story, when we told them about the cab ride home! (they pulled up when the cab was leaving our house)
needless to say that was the funniest freakin christmas eve i have ever been apart of! thanks to the people who were involved and well thanks to the cougar for a great and awesome story! wihtout you this would not be possible!!!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
MY WEEK
first off... I want to wish my niece a happy trip at hummingbird music camp! i hope your trip is fun and you meet a lot of new friends just like last year! show them whats up when it comes to the guitar!
second off... congrats to jon for graduating. The party last night was extremely fun and needless to say a lot of alcohol was consumed! it was good seeing some new friends and such... and funk you still need to sing a song! i didn't hear you at all...
thirdly... my week has been crazy. work has been the longest work weeks in my entire life and im ready for a break! i have tuesday and wed off this week so im thinking of making a little road trip and relaxing somewhere, but where should I go?
also, if you were one of the people who ruined the stanley cup finals for me, i promise you I will ruin every single UFC fight until next years final. Mark my word... it was not cool of you guys to do that when I asked everyone not to! but for the people who did not sorry if your a UFC just dont read your text messages, facebook, myspace, twitter accounts... :)
well its time for me to get off, I wish I had something really cool to blog about. I actually do but it will take awhile to type and Im sort of running late, and need some food before work!
second off... congrats to jon for graduating. The party last night was extremely fun and needless to say a lot of alcohol was consumed! it was good seeing some new friends and such... and funk you still need to sing a song! i didn't hear you at all...
thirdly... my week has been crazy. work has been the longest work weeks in my entire life and im ready for a break! i have tuesday and wed off this week so im thinking of making a little road trip and relaxing somewhere, but where should I go?
also, if you were one of the people who ruined the stanley cup finals for me, i promise you I will ruin every single UFC fight until next years final. Mark my word... it was not cool of you guys to do that when I asked everyone not to! but for the people who did not sorry if your a UFC just dont read your text messages, facebook, myspace, twitter accounts... :)
well its time for me to get off, I wish I had something really cool to blog about. I actually do but it will take awhile to type and Im sort of running late, and need some food before work!
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The fishing Derby 09
whats up friends?
well this last weekend I went to Clayton, NM for a fishing derby. I went up there with a couple of friends and hung out with a really amazing family. Thanks Jon for the opportunity to meet such amazing and heartfelt people! The town of Clayton was pretty cool for being a small little town... heres a picture of the town hall there.
my friend matt funk gave me the official tour of everything around Clayton it lasted a good 30 minutes and we were jamming some Set Your Goals in the car so it made the trip that much better. Heres matt
so the first night of the Derby we decided to hike down to the lake and bring about a 30 pack of beer with us and just hang out and fish. ( I didn't fish i didn't get a license) but I did hang out and drink some beers with my friends... heres the pictures of us the first night
the talk at the lake was pretty fun. I can't disclose any of the information at the lake just know it was gross, funny, and entertaining all in one!
The trip ended up being a good time with great friends... I couldn't ask for anything else!
So today I go back to work and then i have tomorrow off for the taking back sunday show which im stoked about! Ive been waiting for this show for about 3 months so i hope it lives up to all my hype. Pictures from that day will be posted soon.
but for now im off thanks for reading this blog!
well this last weekend I went to Clayton, NM for a fishing derby. I went up there with a couple of friends and hung out with a really amazing family. Thanks Jon for the opportunity to meet such amazing and heartfelt people! The town of Clayton was pretty cool for being a small little town... heres a picture of the town hall there.
my friend matt funk gave me the official tour of everything around Clayton it lasted a good 30 minutes and we were jamming some Set Your Goals in the car so it made the trip that much better. Heres matt
so the first night of the Derby we decided to hike down to the lake and bring about a 30 pack of beer with us and just hang out and fish. ( I didn't fish i didn't get a license) but I did hang out and drink some beers with my friends... heres the pictures of us the first night
the talk at the lake was pretty fun. I can't disclose any of the information at the lake just know it was gross, funny, and entertaining all in one!
The trip ended up being a good time with great friends... I couldn't ask for anything else!
So today I go back to work and then i have tomorrow off for the taking back sunday show which im stoked about! Ive been waiting for this show for about 3 months so i hope it lives up to all my hype. Pictures from that day will be posted soon.
but for now im off thanks for reading this blog!
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
I haven't blogged in quite awhile
well whats up world? hope everyone is doing great out there! since my last blog I haven't really done much... besides buy a new tv to watch the hockey game! (thanks old tv for crapping out on me before game 3 of the stanley cup playoffs!) I am also getting ready to go on a trip up to clayton to visit some friends and fish/camp out for a couple of days... im not gonna lie im pretty stoked about this whole little journey. I will be taking pictures and everything to document my "travels" and i will also be writing down my trip so hopefully I can come up with some awesome lyrics for future songs!
heres a couple of pictures from us recording vocals for a cover song we will be putting up on our bands page pretty soon...
thats jimmy getting ready to start recording vocals...
thats dale doing a mic check... it worked
this is me being the one who isn't allowed to touch the electrical aspects of any instrument! lol
here is the chorus to the song that we covered... do you know the song?
heres a couple of pictures from us recording vocals for a cover song we will be putting up on our bands page pretty soon...
thats jimmy getting ready to start recording vocals...
thats dale doing a mic check... it worked
this is me being the one who isn't allowed to touch the electrical aspects of any instrument! lol
here is the chorus to the song that we covered... do you know the song?
Saturday, May 30, 2009
The Barley Room/ Amazing Story
Well im going to start this blog off with a story that my boss told me the other night at work. ya it was that slow he was telling me stories from the 70's! it was pretty much amazing...
so the story starts off... my boss and three friends were going to a lake to go on the boat and chill. This was in Canada (where hes from) and at the time they had a 1960's van, with the mural on the side of it. Well they took out all the seats and only had the two front seats in the van. My boss and his friend were in back and his two friends were up front. (my boss was sitting on lawn chairs in the back, just imagine if there was an accident he would have been dead!) anyways, as they were pulling the 17 foot boat they were listening to the pink floyds the wall and smoking some marijuana. My boss and his friend in the back were trying to hotbox the whole van, they accomplished it and the driver (stoned very stoned) opened the door and the smoke came out... soon this car was trying to pass them. (apparently it was a small mountain road and only fit one car and if two were on it, it would be very sketchy, you know those roads right?) well this car was trying to pass them and kept on honking his horn. The driver in the van says this guys not passing us and floors it! They are going about 50 mph on this dirt road heading towards the lake, the car doesn't pass them. Its a success!!! so they get to the lake and the car following them pulls up to the van and tells them, " I wasn't trying to pass you, I just wanted to tell you when you hit a bump you lost your boat about 6 miles back." The guys in the van were so stoned they didn't even know that the boat was lost on the bumpy road. I guess thats the affect of smoking marijuana.
well last night was pretty entertaining. I went out for a friends bday it was pretty chill, just hung out really but it was chill! well we ended up going to this bar called the barley room. (i knew it was an older persons bar but I didn't realize it was a REALLY OLD persons bar.) As I was standing next to the table talking to some friends a couple of older ladies walk right in front of me and start dancing. (im talking about 60 years old.) they rub jimmy's face and wink at me i immediately have a deer in the headlights look and look at my friends. they walk away thankfully. I believe they had about 15 to many drinks for the night, rough estimate! well we finally get a beer and just hang out, and the ladies come out of the bathroom and immediately start walking our way. We stand with our back towards them as they walk by they, grab our butts. I again am totally shocked with these ladies flirting with us. There was about 10 people around our table and jimmy and myself were the only ones that were getting rubbed on/grabbed on/ and hit on. It was pretty much gross. well in order for me to lighten up the night I decided to go out on the dance floor with all the old people and look extremely weirded out! (a picture will follow.) we then after only one beer decided to leave this place and go to billy's longbar.
billys was fun and we ended the night with a good conversation with some friends and came home!
last night was pretty awkward but hey it happens and if I ever see those ladies again while they are not drunk, you best believe I will be going up to them saying, "hey remember me? the barley room? an amazing night!?" (wink wink) just to scare the crap out of them! lol
This is some of the people dancing at the barley room (our table was right next to the dance floor. It was pretty funny/amazing)
Thats me in the middle of the dance floor looking awkward.
The coolest thing about the barley room! the car outside!
so the story starts off... my boss and three friends were going to a lake to go on the boat and chill. This was in Canada (where hes from) and at the time they had a 1960's van, with the mural on the side of it. Well they took out all the seats and only had the two front seats in the van. My boss and his friend were in back and his two friends were up front. (my boss was sitting on lawn chairs in the back, just imagine if there was an accident he would have been dead!) anyways, as they were pulling the 17 foot boat they were listening to the pink floyds the wall and smoking some marijuana. My boss and his friend in the back were trying to hotbox the whole van, they accomplished it and the driver (stoned very stoned) opened the door and the smoke came out... soon this car was trying to pass them. (apparently it was a small mountain road and only fit one car and if two were on it, it would be very sketchy, you know those roads right?) well this car was trying to pass them and kept on honking his horn. The driver in the van says this guys not passing us and floors it! They are going about 50 mph on this dirt road heading towards the lake, the car doesn't pass them. Its a success!!! so they get to the lake and the car following them pulls up to the van and tells them, " I wasn't trying to pass you, I just wanted to tell you when you hit a bump you lost your boat about 6 miles back." The guys in the van were so stoned they didn't even know that the boat was lost on the bumpy road. I guess thats the affect of smoking marijuana.
well last night was pretty entertaining. I went out for a friends bday it was pretty chill, just hung out really but it was chill! well we ended up going to this bar called the barley room. (i knew it was an older persons bar but I didn't realize it was a REALLY OLD persons bar.) As I was standing next to the table talking to some friends a couple of older ladies walk right in front of me and start dancing. (im talking about 60 years old.) they rub jimmy's face and wink at me i immediately have a deer in the headlights look and look at my friends. they walk away thankfully. I believe they had about 15 to many drinks for the night, rough estimate! well we finally get a beer and just hang out, and the ladies come out of the bathroom and immediately start walking our way. We stand with our back towards them as they walk by they, grab our butts. I again am totally shocked with these ladies flirting with us. There was about 10 people around our table and jimmy and myself were the only ones that were getting rubbed on/grabbed on/ and hit on. It was pretty much gross. well in order for me to lighten up the night I decided to go out on the dance floor with all the old people and look extremely weirded out! (a picture will follow.) we then after only one beer decided to leave this place and go to billy's longbar.
billys was fun and we ended the night with a good conversation with some friends and came home!
last night was pretty awkward but hey it happens and if I ever see those ladies again while they are not drunk, you best believe I will be going up to them saying, "hey remember me? the barley room? an amazing night!?" (wink wink) just to scare the crap out of them! lol
This is some of the people dancing at the barley room (our table was right next to the dance floor. It was pretty funny/amazing)
Thats me in the middle of the dance floor looking awkward.
The coolest thing about the barley room! the car outside!
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
My day off
well today was my day off from good ol' work. It was a nice relaxing day I spent it with my niece and my mother. We were supposed to go to Cliffs Amusement park but we decided to go to dions, hinkle and then dairy queen... what a spoiled girl huh? jk! but this is us about to ride the Go-Karts
It was a great time, she is a really good driver and she almost ran me off the road about 1o times. I wouldn't want to be on the track when she is ever again!
Now I will be watching the Detroit Red Wings play tonight I hope they win! but who knows when it comes to hockey its anyones game. Today was pretty uneventful just hung out really and it was a nice day of relaxation... but heres some pictures that I have taken recently.
This is the night where scott and jimmy intelligence was happening. This was before all the drunken debauchery had happend for these guys.
thats me with my new glasses.
These are my moms dogs which are the coolest dogs ever! Rosie is my little black one and she is the coolest dog ever! I really mean EVER!
this is the place where my new band practices acoustically. those are the new mics and stands that we just bought for a really good deal!
Oh and jimmy asked me to get him some beer so i went to quarters... he told me he wanted linengoogle... i asked him what you want clothing and a search engine? it was funny because thats what Jimmy intelligence is all about! but I did get him some linenkugel and I think I just might have to have one or two.
Have a great night and I will be writing a new story tomorrow! (its my bosses story and he wanted me to put it up on this blog!)
It was a great time, she is a really good driver and she almost ran me off the road about 1o times. I wouldn't want to be on the track when she is ever again!
Now I will be watching the Detroit Red Wings play tonight I hope they win! but who knows when it comes to hockey its anyones game. Today was pretty uneventful just hung out really and it was a nice day of relaxation... but heres some pictures that I have taken recently.
This is the night where scott and jimmy intelligence was happening. This was before all the drunken debauchery had happend for these guys.
thats me with my new glasses.
These are my moms dogs which are the coolest dogs ever! Rosie is my little black one and she is the coolest dog ever! I really mean EVER!
this is the place where my new band practices acoustically. those are the new mics and stands that we just bought for a really good deal!
Oh and jimmy asked me to get him some beer so i went to quarters... he told me he wanted linengoogle... i asked him what you want clothing and a search engine? it was funny because thats what Jimmy intelligence is all about! but I did get him some linenkugel and I think I just might have to have one or two.
Have a great night and I will be writing a new story tomorrow! (its my bosses story and he wanted me to put it up on this blog!)
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Memorial Day 2009
well this last memorial day was a great one... it started off with a massive hangover from a crazy sunday night! (read previous blog.)
I woke up with a terrible hangover and went to buffalo wild wings, that place cures all hangover problems im telling you! then I came home beat jimmy in tiger woods golf! (he was ahead by 10 strokes and i came back and won by 9) it was am amazing comeback or horrible golfing skills by jimmy. anyways I went to the isotopes game which is always a great time. I think Iwill make it a point to go to at least one game a week when they are in town, its always good to support your local AAA baseball team!
well at the game we continued to drink a few beers... for the day it was my 5th and I was having a great time, JB and Bri have only had about two beers each so they were just chillin. Jimmy was my DD so he was completely sober! (thats a good DD and RESPECT!) But after the game we go back to JB's house and this is where the night gets pretty retarded.
There was only 5 of us at JB's playing rockband. JBizzle is the singer in the "rock band," and he is true rocker status, he decides to get completely wasted while singing. (he drank about a 1/5 of a gallon of Makers Mark, it was insane. In about three gulps he was instantly wasted!)... i will be posting pictures of the rockband night at the end of the blog. well we all have a couple of beers and are enjoying ourselves. JB has this bright idea to get out the WINE and start drinking it. Im not much of a Wine person so I denied and just kept on drinking my beers. But Bri, JB, and Megan start drinking the wine, but JB isn't drinking it, he is CHUGGING the wine. Its red wine so it couldn't have been good even chugging the damn thing! So megan and Bri are on their first glasses and JB opens up another bottle of wine and literally just chugs the whole bottle of wine. He then gets extremely drunk, he was just drunk before but now he is EXTREMELY drunk!
The night ended me beating JB in Wii bowling with his own player, which to this day he will say it was unfair that I beat him. (I think that he was that drunk he couldn't have beat me with his own player.) So after the wii bowling JB gets online and starts checking the facebook and starts talking crap to me. I will post a video of him trying to talk crap to me. (thanks for the apology JB, but it was a lot funnier than mean!) I was tired and Jimmy drove us home.
It was a good day all in all, Brian hope your flight went good and we will be seeing you at the bachelor party and then ill be flying out there in september! and to JB it's always a pleasure when you grace your great ora around me. Remember your still going to be in my web series no matter what! and Jimmy it was good hanging out with you once again, and even when im drunk I beat you in tiger woods... just face it that parking spot is mine! hahahaha
well heres the pictures from last night and a video if it will upload in time for work!
thanks for checking out today's blog i will be doing another one tomorrow im sure.
Me after the topes game
Brian being the lazy rockstar
JB and jimmy rocking out
Jb during the wine drinking festival (in his house)
Herse JB's attempt to talking crap to me! enjoy!
I woke up with a terrible hangover and went to buffalo wild wings, that place cures all hangover problems im telling you! then I came home beat jimmy in tiger woods golf! (he was ahead by 10 strokes and i came back and won by 9) it was am amazing comeback or horrible golfing skills by jimmy. anyways I went to the isotopes game which is always a great time. I think Iwill make it a point to go to at least one game a week when they are in town, its always good to support your local AAA baseball team!
well at the game we continued to drink a few beers... for the day it was my 5th and I was having a great time, JB and Bri have only had about two beers each so they were just chillin. Jimmy was my DD so he was completely sober! (thats a good DD and RESPECT!) But after the game we go back to JB's house and this is where the night gets pretty retarded.
There was only 5 of us at JB's playing rockband. JBizzle is the singer in the "rock band," and he is true rocker status, he decides to get completely wasted while singing. (he drank about a 1/5 of a gallon of Makers Mark, it was insane. In about three gulps he was instantly wasted!)... i will be posting pictures of the rockband night at the end of the blog. well we all have a couple of beers and are enjoying ourselves. JB has this bright idea to get out the WINE and start drinking it. Im not much of a Wine person so I denied and just kept on drinking my beers. But Bri, JB, and Megan start drinking the wine, but JB isn't drinking it, he is CHUGGING the wine. Its red wine so it couldn't have been good even chugging the damn thing! So megan and Bri are on their first glasses and JB opens up another bottle of wine and literally just chugs the whole bottle of wine. He then gets extremely drunk, he was just drunk before but now he is EXTREMELY drunk!
The night ended me beating JB in Wii bowling with his own player, which to this day he will say it was unfair that I beat him. (I think that he was that drunk he couldn't have beat me with his own player.) So after the wii bowling JB gets online and starts checking the facebook and starts talking crap to me. I will post a video of him trying to talk crap to me. (thanks for the apology JB, but it was a lot funnier than mean!) I was tired and Jimmy drove us home.
It was a good day all in all, Brian hope your flight went good and we will be seeing you at the bachelor party and then ill be flying out there in september! and to JB it's always a pleasure when you grace your great ora around me. Remember your still going to be in my web series no matter what! and Jimmy it was good hanging out with you once again, and even when im drunk I beat you in tiger woods... just face it that parking spot is mine! hahahaha
well heres the pictures from last night and a video if it will upload in time for work!
thanks for checking out today's blog i will be doing another one tomorrow im sure.
Me after the topes game
Brian being the lazy rockstar
JB and jimmy rocking out
Jb during the wine drinking festival (in his house)
Herse JB's attempt to talking crap to me! enjoy!
Monday, May 25, 2009
Im Hungover
so last night for a sunday in albuquerque was pretty intense. we walked downtown and started off the night at the distillery then went to the library about 10 minutes of being downtown.
we go to the library and its salsa night and everyone is trying to get me to dance salsa with them. it would be rather entertaining if i was dancing, especially salsa! but we ended up taking shots and drinking a lot of beers and i ran into some co-workers and figured id go talk to them. it was an alright conversation, apparently i was gone for quite awhile and the bar was closing.
we all decide lets go back to my house its only 12 and we have some beers just chillin. this is where it gets interesting.
theres these two girls that are goign to give us a ride back to the house (we live like a block away from downtown we were just that wasted.) well we get a ride, the girl is driving, the other girl and their friend are up in the front seat. while the girl and their friend close the door, the guy slams one of the girls hand in the door. it was bruised pretty sick! then me, jb, and brian (we are all pretty big guys and it was in a bmw with probably the smallest back seat in the world!) sit down and jimmy lays across our laps and we get going. jimmy was in jimmy intelligence and he knew exactly where we were without even seeing the road. he is giving directions not even looking at where the streets are and gets us there without no mistakes! (that i believe is more jedi power than jimmy intelligence).
so we get inside and everyone comes in, and we decided to try and finish off the handle of makers mark, it doesn't go very well when your already drunk and taking shot after shot. well eventually i feel like total crap and just drink beers til the end of the night. i eventually passed out and confirmed our golf reservation at 9:30 in the AM. and we eventually had to cancel because none of us woke up til about noon today.
heres some pictures from last night!
thats me sayin whats up!!!!!
jimmy and brian just sharing a drink together
jb creeping on the space (i dont know exactly what he was donig)
and we will have videos up soon from last night, just have to edit them just a little!
we go to the library and its salsa night and everyone is trying to get me to dance salsa with them. it would be rather entertaining if i was dancing, especially salsa! but we ended up taking shots and drinking a lot of beers and i ran into some co-workers and figured id go talk to them. it was an alright conversation, apparently i was gone for quite awhile and the bar was closing.
we all decide lets go back to my house its only 12 and we have some beers just chillin. this is where it gets interesting.
theres these two girls that are goign to give us a ride back to the house (we live like a block away from downtown we were just that wasted.) well we get a ride, the girl is driving, the other girl and their friend are up in the front seat. while the girl and their friend close the door, the guy slams one of the girls hand in the door. it was bruised pretty sick! then me, jb, and brian (we are all pretty big guys and it was in a bmw with probably the smallest back seat in the world!) sit down and jimmy lays across our laps and we get going. jimmy was in jimmy intelligence and he knew exactly where we were without even seeing the road. he is giving directions not even looking at where the streets are and gets us there without no mistakes! (that i believe is more jedi power than jimmy intelligence).
so we get inside and everyone comes in, and we decided to try and finish off the handle of makers mark, it doesn't go very well when your already drunk and taking shot after shot. well eventually i feel like total crap and just drink beers til the end of the night. i eventually passed out and confirmed our golf reservation at 9:30 in the AM. and we eventually had to cancel because none of us woke up til about noon today.
heres some pictures from last night!
thats me sayin whats up!!!!!
jimmy and brian just sharing a drink together
jb creeping on the space (i dont know exactly what he was donig)
and we will have videos up soon from last night, just have to edit them just a little!
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Last Night 5/23/09
well well well i waited basically til about 11pm to go out and meet with some friends. Once my friends were finally done with the fight thats where everything got pretty funny.
It was great seeing a long time friend Brian that just came into town from California. Well we started off the night at Fox and Hound my night sucked because I was the DD but hey its better to be safe than drive drunk! Dont EVER Drive DRUNK!!!!
Well we had a good time just talking and ish. Then my buddy ex roommate scott came over and he was already intoxicated and was just having a great time. He brought a new life to the table and the "party." he was trying to talk to a friend of ours by saying, "hey". I told him if he wants her attention call her a "trick" (as a joke of course) he was drunk so he goes hey TRICK she immediately turns and looks at him, his eyes looked like a deer in headlights, it was priceless. well we got done with fox and hound after about 3 hours and 9 drinks later. The funny stuff starts.
While we are on our way to Billys Long Bar, somehow the philopian (spelling?) tubes of woman came up. Scotts theory was that once the guy ejaculates seamen the philopian tubes just run out and grab the seamen and then produce a kid. It was simple as that! He talked about this theory for about 10 minutes all the way over to Billys. It was rather hilarious that he thought that is how an actual baby was created. (After this blog I will be emailing him the real way babies are created, so he doesn't mess it up when its time to give the "Birds and the bee's" talk).
well we get to Billy's and they order more drinks, its scotts turn to buy drinks he can't hardly speak so the bartender says, "are you sure you even need a drink? your having a hard time even talking!" Scott says ya he wants 6 Jager Bombs and 3 Corona's. Thats a lot for only 3 people drinking, then he bought the two girls a shot and a drink. His tab was about 70 bucks on just his round. anyways they all slam their shots and just hang out. Scott gets cut off immediately after that. He was so bad he couldn't even buy cigarettes! so he convienced Jimmy to go to the bar and buy cigs for him. Well Jimmy comes back with Scotts cigarettes and Scott try's to go outside. He makes it! Its nice and quiet and we are all having a good convo. Well Scott comes back into the bar and tells one of our girl friends lets kiss. She was taken back and says what the heck lets do it. (it was just a little peck, nothing actually worth saying i made out with her). Well the two girls get a great idea that they should do a three way kiss with scott, scott is taken back but agrees. (i mean what guy wouldn't). so he goes in for the three way kiss it lasted about 3 seconds (no toungue or anything just pecks). and he keeps on going in the girls back away and scott lands flat on his face. It was priceless, brian tried grabbing his arm, jimmy's just laughing, i have the camera on and can't stop laughing. (good thing we know the manager we didn't get kicked out right away.)
so we left the bar and this is where Jimmy's drunkeness finally comes out. we were driving and someone how seamen came back up again. Jimmy had this thought that if your in the arctic or the beach your seamen is the same temperature. He is a firm believer that if your in the predicament of having sexual activity in the middle of the arctic friction will keep the seamen at the same temperature as your body. (i need to google this to make sure he isn't right!) but he is fully convienced that he is a genius at this point, he tells me to shush and go on with his ideas. He them proceeds to tell me and scott (who is almost passed out in the back) that he is no longer and regular human activitiy level. He just went to Jimmy intelligence! I asked him to explain that but he said that will come on another day! we drop scott off he stumbles to his house, can't find the correct key and we wait in the car for about 4 minutes until he gets into his house.
Well we drive home Jimmy is still trying to explain how theres a Jimmy Level of intelligence rather than just a normal person of intelligence. We get home I crack open a beer, my first one of the night comes at 2:20 in the AM! and turn on the big bang theory. Jimmy is drunk and opens a beer and sits down, he puts the chair up and says all he see's is double. (in my head im thinking thats the level of jimmy intelligence, drunk and seeing double to make everything correct!) but he didn't say anything. He tried to get up out of his chair about 3 times equal success rate as failure. Finally he gets up and so do I and i go to bed.
Being sober on a night where everyone around you is drinking, its rather entertaining. I mean it was well worth it for me to not be drunk because I knew that two of my close friends would be getting a safe ride home!
I think i will be blogging about two times a day now. One in the morning and one after work or mid night. and the stories i have will get funnier and funnier i promise! this is just what happened last night!
It was great seeing a long time friend Brian that just came into town from California. Well we started off the night at Fox and Hound my night sucked because I was the DD but hey its better to be safe than drive drunk! Dont EVER Drive DRUNK!!!!
Well we had a good time just talking and ish. Then my buddy ex roommate scott came over and he was already intoxicated and was just having a great time. He brought a new life to the table and the "party." he was trying to talk to a friend of ours by saying, "hey". I told him if he wants her attention call her a "trick" (as a joke of course) he was drunk so he goes hey TRICK she immediately turns and looks at him, his eyes looked like a deer in headlights, it was priceless. well we got done with fox and hound after about 3 hours and 9 drinks later. The funny stuff starts.
While we are on our way to Billys Long Bar, somehow the philopian (spelling?) tubes of woman came up. Scotts theory was that once the guy ejaculates seamen the philopian tubes just run out and grab the seamen and then produce a kid. It was simple as that! He talked about this theory for about 10 minutes all the way over to Billys. It was rather hilarious that he thought that is how an actual baby was created. (After this blog I will be emailing him the real way babies are created, so he doesn't mess it up when its time to give the "Birds and the bee's" talk).
well we get to Billy's and they order more drinks, its scotts turn to buy drinks he can't hardly speak so the bartender says, "are you sure you even need a drink? your having a hard time even talking!" Scott says ya he wants 6 Jager Bombs and 3 Corona's. Thats a lot for only 3 people drinking, then he bought the two girls a shot and a drink. His tab was about 70 bucks on just his round. anyways they all slam their shots and just hang out. Scott gets cut off immediately after that. He was so bad he couldn't even buy cigarettes! so he convienced Jimmy to go to the bar and buy cigs for him. Well Jimmy comes back with Scotts cigarettes and Scott try's to go outside. He makes it! Its nice and quiet and we are all having a good convo. Well Scott comes back into the bar and tells one of our girl friends lets kiss. She was taken back and says what the heck lets do it. (it was just a little peck, nothing actually worth saying i made out with her). Well the two girls get a great idea that they should do a three way kiss with scott, scott is taken back but agrees. (i mean what guy wouldn't). so he goes in for the three way kiss it lasted about 3 seconds (no toungue or anything just pecks). and he keeps on going in the girls back away and scott lands flat on his face. It was priceless, brian tried grabbing his arm, jimmy's just laughing, i have the camera on and can't stop laughing. (good thing we know the manager we didn't get kicked out right away.)
so we left the bar and this is where Jimmy's drunkeness finally comes out. we were driving and someone how seamen came back up again. Jimmy had this thought that if your in the arctic or the beach your seamen is the same temperature. He is a firm believer that if your in the predicament of having sexual activity in the middle of the arctic friction will keep the seamen at the same temperature as your body. (i need to google this to make sure he isn't right!) but he is fully convienced that he is a genius at this point, he tells me to shush and go on with his ideas. He them proceeds to tell me and scott (who is almost passed out in the back) that he is no longer and regular human activitiy level. He just went to Jimmy intelligence! I asked him to explain that but he said that will come on another day! we drop scott off he stumbles to his house, can't find the correct key and we wait in the car for about 4 minutes until he gets into his house.
Well we drive home Jimmy is still trying to explain how theres a Jimmy Level of intelligence rather than just a normal person of intelligence. We get home I crack open a beer, my first one of the night comes at 2:20 in the AM! and turn on the big bang theory. Jimmy is drunk and opens a beer and sits down, he puts the chair up and says all he see's is double. (in my head im thinking thats the level of jimmy intelligence, drunk and seeing double to make everything correct!) but he didn't say anything. He tried to get up out of his chair about 3 times equal success rate as failure. Finally he gets up and so do I and i go to bed.
Being sober on a night where everyone around you is drinking, its rather entertaining. I mean it was well worth it for me to not be drunk because I knew that two of my close friends would be getting a safe ride home!
I think i will be blogging about two times a day now. One in the morning and one after work or mid night. and the stories i have will get funnier and funnier i promise! this is just what happened last night!
Saturday, May 23, 2009
WHY?
why does everyone drop everything on a saturday night to go watch a ufc fight? its like the rest of the world doesn't exist until the fight ends. If your a UFC fan then cool, but why let it control your life?
its a saturday night in good ol' albuquerque new mexico and your wasting away in front of a tv screen watching crappy fights. im stuck here at my house waiting for all you to finish with this ufc fights so i can go out and hang out with my friends.
but its time for a couple of drinks and some good music, so i will be blogging tomorrow afternoon when i wake up! have fun tonight and be safe! if your out on the town definitely give me a text or call!
its a saturday night in good ol' albuquerque new mexico and your wasting away in front of a tv screen watching crappy fights. im stuck here at my house waiting for all you to finish with this ufc fights so i can go out and hang out with my friends.
but its time for a couple of drinks and some good music, so i will be blogging tomorrow afternoon when i wake up! have fun tonight and be safe! if your out on the town definitely give me a text or call!
This is my first blog
hey whats up people of the blogger world? well this is my first blog on this new blogger.com website.
whats up with me? well we have been writing some amazing music these last couple of days and we think we finally found our drummer!!!! which im pretty stoked about if you couldn't tell from all the exclamation marks. also my two best friends and myself are in the process of making a really sweet web series tv show. we haven't figured out the name yet but we have basically four of the episodes already written. We are all pretty excited about this new adventure in our lifes.
oh, and last night I met Cheech and Chong at my work. It was really cool to see the stoners and talk to the stoners themselves! other than that, thats all the blogs that I have for today, i will be blogging a lot more through out the weeks I am planning on doing about 3 or 4 blogs a week.
thanks for reading!
whats up with me? well we have been writing some amazing music these last couple of days and we think we finally found our drummer!!!! which im pretty stoked about if you couldn't tell from all the exclamation marks. also my two best friends and myself are in the process of making a really sweet web series tv show. we haven't figured out the name yet but we have basically four of the episodes already written. We are all pretty excited about this new adventure in our lifes.
oh, and last night I met Cheech and Chong at my work. It was really cool to see the stoners and talk to the stoners themselves! other than that, thats all the blogs that I have for today, i will be blogging a lot more through out the weeks I am planning on doing about 3 or 4 blogs a week.
thanks for reading!
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