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so this is the story all about how! my life got turned right upside down! id you to take a minute to just sit right there! i'll tell you how i became the prince of the town called BLOGGER!!!!

alright so it was a cold christmas eve in the year 2006... it involved me, prince b, scooter and el setho... it was a good time... we were bored and thought drinking on christmas would be a good idea... and the only bar open to what we wanted to do was the 777 bar at isleta casino... this is the story of what had happened that night!

it was around 10 pm when i met up with the guys at the bar... i had to work late that night, but being the true partier i am, i attended the bar... i get there el setho and scooter are very generous and buy me a shot and a beer... i am grateful and say thank you! well we end up just hanging out drinking a few or maybe 9 beers while prince b looks to the around and see's a pretty decent looking cougar... A. we had some beers in us and almost anyone looked decent that night, and B. a cougar is an older lady that hasn't gotten laid in awhile, and well was once probably pretty hot back in the day... i.e. when she was 18 and a slut... well we encourage prince b to make a move she was cool so it seemed alright (when we tell him to make the move she gets cut off at the bar... that was a bad sign from the beginning but prince b, being the pimp he is ended up making the move)...

i start laughing at how much she is slurring her slightly moronic words she was trying to get out.. me and el setho go into the shit talking mood that usually happens when we both drink a few beers together... scott was slamming his tokyo teas in happiness just watching the night unfold in front of him...

after about a good 10 minutes of me and el setho talking crap... me, el setho and scooter go out and play some slot machines... being in a good mood we put money in and then low and behold me and scooter win some money... el setho loses his ass.. i guess its typical for him... el setho was in a bad mood after he lost and scooter still wanted to play the slots... so me and el setho go to the snack bar and end up eating some fries and some pork grinds... (hey we were drinking and hungry, its good drunken food! dont hate!) well we finish eating and go back into the bar trying to get prince b so we can go home... wll if he was there the story would be different... but he wasn't there!

we call prince b about a 30 times and no answer... we worry maybe he died by the crazy drunken cougar... we are in paranoia stage... we walk around the casino checking all the bathrooms seeing if prince b was puking... nope he is nowhere to be found! we say fuck it and leave... while leaving, i remember I parked next to prince b's car...

this is where the story gets interesting...

i had el setho and scooter in my car and i told el setho to see if prince b was in his car... well low and behold prince b and the cougar are in the suv together! i immediately ponder what is going on in the car... i was right (she was giving her life long dream of giving a 22 year old head, in a empyy parking lot, while his friends were watching) well el setho opens the door and says we are leaving.. regardless of what they were doing it was classic! prince b still trying to bust the nut says we can give her a ride to our house... im not happy about having a cougar in my car and well nearly about to pass out, and just got done sucking a 22 year olds penis...

well i end up getting frustrated and allow her to enter my car... paranoid that she was going to puke on my leather i told prince b to watch her... the car seating goes as follows... iam the drive, scooter is in the front, el setho is behind me, the cougar is in the middle (head nearly falling off), and prince b behind scooter... we get on the highway and the cougar starts talking to her b/f on the phone! ya i said it her fuckin boyfriend!!! she was mumbling to her b/f and saying she is headed home... what she didn't know she was headed back to iour house... she did agree with going to our house...

well once we hopped onto the highway i got tired of listening to her argue with her b/f and turned up the music, to nearly fuckin blow your eardrums out and bleed everywhere sound! scooter had a great idea and we began listening to atreyu!!!!!! ya it was fuckin loud... almost tooo loud for me, which is nearly impossible...

while jammin to atreyu!!! (of falcor!? what?) the cougar in the backseat started to do the infamous sway! where you sway and say im ok and i can still drink... laughing as to how drunk this old cougar was, i continue to jam the music louder and louder... the cougar then proceeds to grab her head like her ears were bleeding... i thought this was funny and so did everyone else... it was a dick move but for a good laugh it was necessary!

we end up going up central and headed back to the good ol 212... if u dont know i park in the alley and well when i was driving through the alley the cougar said i really should've paid attention to where i am! u guys aren't going to do anything bad are you!?

ya i start laughing and she starts saying i hate your fuckin chuckle... i do chuckle so i wasn't upset... i get out the car and head to my room... (the house was pitch black)... i thought to myself im going to scare the crap out of this woman... she has no idea where she is, and what she is doing here... well el setho and scooter go inside and head to the kitchen... the lights on so [prince b says to follow the lights... she turns the corner heads down the hallway, i come out of my room (its pitch black) and just start yelling at the top of my lungs!... i honestly think the cougar crapped herself and then had a little drizzle coming out of her... she was scared and i started laughing my ass off! (everyone else did too)... she then started hating on my chuckle again...

well she was hungry and prince b being the gentlemen he is, ended up raiding our fridge and giving her some food... ya it wasn't his but it was worth the giving away the free food to experience this, and well have this story to tell!... she apparently eats (im guessing) and then prince b and the cougar go into the room and do what they do!

the cougar did leave her purse... and leaving a purse in a strangers house is not a good idea for all the ladies out there! being the nice guys we are we left her with some going away presents! ya we are nice and gave away some of our own products from the kitchen! we gave her some parmisan cheese for her ride home, some spaghetti sauce, some tic tacs (the gross white ones that should be banned from stores) and i took apart her keys so they weren't on the key chain anymore! welcome to the 212!!!

me and scooter had a bright idea to watch the whole debacle of what was going on in our spare bedroom... if you didn't know you can see in but can hardly see out! its an awesoem thing to watch... so if your sleeping in there! becareful for who is watching... well being the nice guys we are we start drinking more beer and watch what is oging on in the room... i wont say what was going on but it was freakin hilarious what was going on in the room! we then call the cougar a cab and prince b and the cougar come outside the spare bedroom...

both me and scooter were cracking up for what we had just seen, i believe el setho was asleep at this time... we got her a cab and asked for her address...s he gave it to us... and she fuckin lived in los lunas!!! if u dont know how much it cost from the 212 to los lunas it is about 80 cab fare! ya we all put together and collected about 90 bucks a 10 tip and sent the cougar on her way...

scooter then invited some friends over to drink and have a good time... me, prince b and scooter then laughing about how crazy the night was and told the story to the new guests.... they didn't believe us until the end of the story, when we told them about the cab ride home! (they pulled up when the cab was leaving our house)

needless to say that was the funniest freakin christmas eve i have ever been apart of! thanks to the people who were involved and well thanks to the cougar for a great and awesome story! wihtout you this would not be possible!!!