so the story starts off... my boss and three friends were going to a lake to go on the boat and chill. This was in Canada (where hes from) and at the time they had a 1960's van, with the mural on the side of it. Well they took out all the seats and only had the two front seats in the van. My boss and his friend were in back and his two friends were up front. (my boss was sitting on lawn chairs in the back, just imagine if there was an accident he would have been dead!) anyways, as they were pulling the 17 foot boat they were listening to the pink floyds the wall and smoking some marijuana. My boss and his friend in the back were trying to hotbox the whole van, they accomplished it and the driver (stoned very stoned) opened the door and the smoke came out... soon this car was trying to pass them. (apparently it was a small mountain road and only fit one car and if two were on it, it would be very sketchy, you know those roads right?) well this car was trying to pass them and kept on honking his horn. The driver in the van says this guys not passing us and floors it! They are going about 50 mph on this dirt road heading towards the lake, the car doesn't pass them. Its a success!!! so they get to the lake and the car following them pulls up to the van and tells them, " I wasn't trying to pass you, I just wanted to tell you when you hit a bump you lost your boat about 6 miles back." The guys in the van were so stoned they didn't even know that the boat was lost on the bumpy road. I guess thats the affect of smoking marijuana.
well last night was pretty entertaining. I went out for a friends bday it was pretty chill, just hung out really but it was chill! well we ended up going to this bar called the barley room. (i knew it was an older persons bar but I didn't realize it was a REALLY OLD persons bar.) As I was standing next to the table talking to some friends a couple of older ladies walk right in front of me and start dancing. (im talking about 60 years old.) they rub jimmy's face and wink at me i immediately have a deer in the headlights look and look at my friends. they walk away thankfully. I believe they had about 15 to many drinks for the night, rough estimate! well we finally get a beer and just hang out, and the ladies come out of the bathroom and immediately start walking our way. We stand with our back towards them as they walk by they, grab our butts. I again am totally shocked with these ladies flirting with us. There was about 10 people around our table and jimmy and myself were the only ones that were getting rubbed on/grabbed on/ and hit on. It was pretty much gross. well in order for me to lighten up the night I decided to go out on the dance floor with all the old people and look extremely weirded out! (a picture will follow.) we then after only one beer decided to leave this place and go to billy's longbar.
billys was fun and we ended the night with a good conversation with some friends and came home!
last night was pretty awkward but hey it happens and if I ever see those ladies again while they are not drunk, you best believe I will be going up to them saying, "hey remember me? the barley room? an amazing night!?" (wink wink) just to scare the crap out of them! lol
This is some of the people dancing at the barley room (our table was right next to the dance floor. It was pretty funny/amazing)
Thats me in the middle of the dance floor looking awkward.
The coolest thing about the barley room! the car outside!
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